PLEASE NOTE: If you are struggling with infertility or are currently trying to conceive and you DON'T want to read about my pregnancy (which I totally understand), I recommend starting at the beginning of the blog (March 2010) and reading from there. I find out I'm pregnant in June 2011 so there is a lot of trying to conceive posts in between that you might find funny, helpful or relatable. Wishing you all the luck in the world!

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Trying to Conceive Proverbs – Part 3

Better the doctor you know than the doctor you don't

Blood is thicker than cervical mucus

Count your follicles

Don't look a uterine polyp in the mouth

Don't put all your eggs in one IVF

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, fertile and wise

Every infertile has her day

Every ovary has a silver lining

Flattery will get you free injectables

He who hesitates misses the ovulation window

If the sperm won't come to the ovary, then the ovary must go to the mountain

If you can't stand the hot flashes, stop taking hormones

Implantation begins at home

It takes two to procreate

It's never too late to get a BFP

Variety is the spice of your sex life

It's no use crying over spilt cervical mucus

It's the early bird that catches the egg

Keep your cervix up

Laugh and the world laughs with you, pee on a stick and you pee alone

And for those of you who missed TTC Proverbs Part 1 and 2, they can be found here: http://the2weekwait.blogspot.com/2010/09/trying-to-conceive-tailored-proverbs.html and here: http://the2weekwait.blogspot.com/2010/10/seize-egg-trying-to-conceive-proverbs.html.

10 comments:

Negative Nelly said...

Laugh and the world laughs with you, pee on a stick and you pee alone

My fav!

Kakunaa said...

I adore these :) I always look forward to these posts for a laugh and a smile. Thank you!

Lovin Ma Soldier said...

He who hesitates misses the ovulation window. love it! :)

arohanui said...

Fantastic :)

Jen said...

LMAO! "It's no use crying over spilt cervical mucus" Ew!!! But, in reality, sometimes when I see the EWCM I think "Get back in there! I need you to do your job!"

heartincharge said...

I like the ovary going to the mountain! :)

Meg Coldwells said...

Thought I might offer a "revision" to one of the proverbs...

"It takes a village to procreate"

Red Power Ranger said...

Classic! Only those hit by ttc will get your humour, I love it! Especially the cm being spilt. I used to freak when I didn't see it, but maybe that's better than spilling it!! Cheers!

My Infertile Confessions said...

love it!!!

caliopej said...

Genius! Very, very funny

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